eating a whopper when your mouth is swollen.....
....is not a good idea!!!!! but let me tell you it tasted good. it may have taken me four times longer than it would to eat a whopper normally but it was worth it. this isn't the big whopper though, it was a junior whopper mmm my favourite. and i had to squash it and it eat with a knife and fork but it was good!!!! my mum keeps telling me that i'm gonna be more swollen though. i think that it's dying down now. at 12 tonight my last dose of amoxil yay!!!! i hate taking pills- especially capsules. can't wait for tuesday now!! movies!! yay! and sizzler! hopefully can eat properly by then or else i won't be going. but by then it will be one week after the surgery so i should be ok.
anyway, today i went to that "amazing human body" exhibition. amazingly, it was pretty interesting i guess. there were alot of penises. but i don't think it's worth the $18 admission fee i had to pay to get in. they chopped a guy up into 1cm slices and you could see the insides. bet you they did it with one of those ham slicers they got in the deli at woolies. and there was some skin and you could see the hairs and stuff. and there were bones and muscles and hearts and lungs etc etc. it made my sister want to do human biology next year.
moving on, my mum for the last two days has been reading jokes. she brought home a whole stack printed out the other day and last night she read them untiol 1am in the morning. they are pretty funny. this is one that i found quite amusing...
There were three nuns and it was a hot day so they decided to take off their habit (which wasn't unusual). They were in the church and they were naked when they heard a knock at the door. One nun called out "Who is it?" and the man called out, "It's the blind man"
The nuns decided not to put their gear back on coz the man was blind and so they let him in. The man came in and he went, "Hey- nice tits, where do you want these blinds?"
ahahahahhaa i thought that was funny. There were funnier jokes but they were heaps more dirty so maybe i shouldn't share hehehehe but they were funny.
ooo my godson jason is so cheeky. last night he "punished" his mum and wouldn't let her into the bedroom to go to sleep. jason is 2 by the way. apparently he wouldn't let her go into the bedroom but made her stand outside and whenever she tried to go in he would scream. then she asked him if it was ok to go to the toilet coz she had to go so jason said yeah you can go to the toilet and when she came back from the toilet he told her to stand outside the bedroom. so she was standing outside the bedroom until about 5am coz she didn't want him to scream. he is very clever but so cheeky. but then again he is absolutely adorable.
anyway, today i went to that "amazing human body" exhibition. amazingly, it was pretty interesting i guess. there were alot of penises. but i don't think it's worth the $18 admission fee i had to pay to get in. they chopped a guy up into 1cm slices and you could see the insides. bet you they did it with one of those ham slicers they got in the deli at woolies. and there was some skin and you could see the hairs and stuff. and there were bones and muscles and hearts and lungs etc etc. it made my sister want to do human biology next year.
moving on, my mum for the last two days has been reading jokes. she brought home a whole stack printed out the other day and last night she read them untiol 1am in the morning. they are pretty funny. this is one that i found quite amusing...
There were three nuns and it was a hot day so they decided to take off their habit (which wasn't unusual). They were in the church and they were naked when they heard a knock at the door. One nun called out "Who is it?" and the man called out, "It's the blind man"
The nuns decided not to put their gear back on coz the man was blind and so they let him in. The man came in and he went, "Hey- nice tits, where do you want these blinds?"
ahahahahhaa i thought that was funny. There were funnier jokes but they were heaps more dirty so maybe i shouldn't share hehehehe but they were funny.
ooo my godson jason is so cheeky. last night he "punished" his mum and wouldn't let her into the bedroom to go to sleep. jason is 2 by the way. apparently he wouldn't let her go into the bedroom but made her stand outside and whenever she tried to go in he would scream. then she asked him if it was ok to go to the toilet coz she had to go so jason said yeah you can go to the toilet and when she came back from the toilet he told her to stand outside the bedroom. so she was standing outside the bedroom until about 5am coz she didn't want him to scream. he is very clever but so cheeky. but then again he is absolutely adorable.
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