reasons why i sometimes like david and sometimes i don't

I LIKE DAVID BECAUSE HE IS.........

smart

tall

funny and makes me laugh

sweet

nice

athletic

man enough to admit he likes to dance

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I DON'T LIKE DAVID BECAUSE HE.......

has b. johnson skin but worse

wears the same jumper everyday (when does he wash it??)

drives his mum's car

laughs at the same jokes

doesn't know who ben folds is

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should i stop liking david?